| <peng> | NOT JUST A PEN |
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<peng> | A LIGHT UP PEN |
|
<peng> | IT GLOWED |
|
<peng> | IT WAS AWESOME |
|
<peng> | IT GAVE ME JOY |
|
<Amanda> | SHE WANTED IT AS A TOKEN BY WHICH TO REMEMBER YOU |
|
<peng> | I think she used it as a dildo. |
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