| <Jubei301> | So I walk into the room with the cat on my shoulder, facing backwards, and my stepdad is trying to watch TV, and I step in front of him, point at my cats ass, and say "ARG! shiver me timbers, its me one eyed parrot" and he laughed for a long time....my mom was just staring at me like im some kind of pervert. |
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<Jubei301> | What? doesnt everyone use their cats brown-eye for their punchlines? |
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