| <pcchew> | haha |
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<pcchew> | i was with my girlfriend in the grocery store looking for some stuff for dinner |
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<pcchew> | we were in the meat isle and i got this idea |
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<pcchew> | i grabbed a summer sausage and pressed it in the middle of her back and said out loud in a deep voice "this isn't a summer sausage i'm just a really tall man" |
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<pcchew> | she was as red as the beef on display |
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