| <Auri> | Trojan, Durex, Lifestyles, those are the best brands. |
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<iganokage> | we only have durex from those 3 |
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<[TFCC]Captain_W0nder> | I'll send you an unopened package of Lifestyles iga. |
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<iganokage> | lol |
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<iganokage> | no seriously, im fine :) |
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<iganokage> | "hey sunny, capt sent me condoms from texas, wanna try em out?" |
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<iganokage> | "O_O" |
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<[TFCC]Captain_W0nder> | that'll work |
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<[TFCC]Captain_W0nder> | just think of me when you're doing it |
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