| <redux> | I went to walgreens recently, to buy condoms for the first time |
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<redux> | on the line there were two cashiers who opened up and they yelled next customer almost at the same time |
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<redux> | One was a pregnant woman, and the other was a guy whos name tag said "Mr. Hyman" |
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<redux> | so you could see how easy my decision was :P |
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