| <aphelion> | dude this fuckin thing scared the shit out of me |
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<aphelion> | flying around in my room |
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<aphelion> | and then i was typing and i look down at the keyboard |
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<aphelion> | and its crawling in front of me |
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<aphelion> | fuckin had to lay the tai chi moves down on it |
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<aphelion> | i hit it mid-air with a red herring magazine |
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<Flatline-> | hahhhahah |
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<Flatline-> | tai chi? |
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<Flatline-> | you stretched at it? |
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<aphelion> | .. |
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<Flatline-> | my mom takes tai chi |
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<aphelion> | im sure tai chi can be offensive too |
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<Flatline-> | hahhahhahahha |
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<aphelion> | :( |
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