| <chevell> | so there's this guy right |
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<crudesunlight> | Right. |
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<chevell> | and he's walking across the street, minding his own business when BAM, he gets run over by a semi. and do you know what he said? |
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<crudesunlight> | Wait, how could he say anything if he's just been hit by a FUCKING SEMI-TRAILER?! |
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<chevell> | dammit, you beat me to the punchline |
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