| <James> | well i was walking down the street the other day |
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<James> | not paying attention to the 40 foot beast of a dong in my pants |
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<James> | when it slipped out and was laying across a 6 lane highway |
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<James> | thank god it was late out |
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<James> | i pulled it back in right as a car drove by |
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<garorm> | thank god, the car would have been totaled |
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