| <ouijakins> | My lips were blue last night. Â I wish I had been well enough to take a pic. |
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<rdgzt> | ouijakins: Whoa. |
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<rdgzt> | ouijakins: Is it asthma, or asthma + a flu, or what? |
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<treaps> | what she fails to mention is that it was from SUCKING MY COCK |
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<ouijakins> | I dunno. Â I have pnuemonia which caused asthma. |
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<rdgzt> | Oh, pneumonia. |
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<ouijakins> | I wasn't exactly coherent. |
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<hpj> | She got sperm in her lungs. |
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<hpj> | Man, we're a great support group. |
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* ouijakins eats hpj. |
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<ouijakins> | Ya. |
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<rdgzt> | Pneuspermia. |
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<ouijakins> | Yknow, I was all scared about dying last night. |
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<ouijakins> | But uh, the sperm jokes make it ok. |
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<ouijakins> | Because I know that God loves me for giving me text friends like you assholes. |
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