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Chat 23436 by Anonymous on 22/05/2012

<ouijakins> My lips were blue last night.  I wish I had been well enough to take a pic.
<rdgzt> ouijakins: Whoa.
<rdgzt> ouijakins: Is it asthma, or asthma + a flu, or what?
<treaps> what she fails to mention is that it was from SUCKING MY COCK
<ouijakins> I dunno.  I have pnuemonia which caused asthma.
<rdgzt> Oh, pneumonia.
<ouijakins> I wasn't exactly coherent.
<hpj> She got sperm in her lungs.
<hpj> Man, we're a great support group.
  * ouijakins eats hpj.
<ouijakins> Ya.
<rdgzt> Pneuspermia.
<ouijakins> Yknow, I was all scared about dying last night.
<ouijakins> But uh, the sperm jokes make it ok.
<ouijakins> Because I know that God loves me for giving me text friends like you assholes.
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