| <TLC> | My friend went in for an op on his hand, and they sent him for a shower and to put these paper pants and a gown on. |
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<TLC> | Wondering what that piece of string on the pants was as he struggled to get them on, suddenly a nurse burst in |
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<TLC> | trying to hide his modesty he realised that that bit of string he thought was either on the pants or the gown was the emergency pull cord |
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