| <mata> | so my friend is telling me this story... Â hes going at it with this chick.. . her beds on the floor on top of a box spring.. but still on the floor.. so hes banging this chick.. and all of the sudden her dog comes over and LICKS HIS ANUS..full on anal lick. Â went straight for it.. not a cheeck not a leg.. but his ANUS... Â but like a trooper he kept pumping away and just tried to push the dog away with his other hand |
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