| <Medrawt> | I almost always get laid when I've given up looking for a root. Fact. |
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<Medrawt> | I think girls can smell desperation |
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<drewb> | no, they can smell your cheap aftershave |
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<drewb> | when you stop wearing the shit aftershave, they can tolerate you |
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<Medrawt> | No they can't, I wear none |
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<thrase> | If you weren't such an arrogant git drewb, you'd probably pass as funny |
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* Medrawt relies on pheremones |
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<drewb> | if you werent such a fuck up thrase, youd probably pass as human |
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