| <Kain> | My grandma wants me to have a disco ball at her funeral. |
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<Kain> | And she wants me to attach those invisible ropes to her corpse, and when the priest finishes the disco ball will come down, and disco will come on, and she'll start flying around the room. |
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<Kain> | Seriously, this is what my grandma wants. |
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<SoulBain> | Best. |
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<SoulBain> | Grandma. |
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<SoulBain> | Ever. |
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