| <NIM^Outithj> | I parked the car and turned to her, by the time I turned my head her shirt was already half off |
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<NIM^Outithj> | And she was like Touch my breast |
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<NIM^Outithj> | I was like what? |
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<NIM^Outithj> | She was like Touch my tits |
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<NIM^Outithj> | so I started the car and drove her home |
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<Malawar> | ... |
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<[JS]-nowhere> | well that was anti-climatic |
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<NIM^Outithj> | Once I started driving home she started on this complex like 'WTF, IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME? IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY TITS? OMG THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME ISN'T THERE... ETC...' |
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<NIM^Outithj> | So to shut her up, I reached over and grabbed one, and sweezed it twice, and on each squeeze I made the hook sound skeeter from that cartoon doug used to make |
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<NIM^Outithj> | then put both hands back on the wheel like nothing had just happened :p |
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