| <the_white2086> | just thinking, 2 saddest thing I have seen for a while |
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<the_white2086> | 1) instructions on toothpicks |
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<the_white2086> | 2) warning many contain traces of nuts (on a bag of penuts) |
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<phlipping> | how do you fit instructions on a toothpick? |
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<phlipping> | they're pretty small |
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<the_white2086> | packet of toothpicks |
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<phlipping> | well, if you use small enough type, then "Put tooth here -->" would suffice |
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<the_white2086> | :)) |
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<the_white2086> | seriously though |
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<the_white2086> | 1) moisten tip gently with tounge |
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<the_white2086> | 2) insert between teeth with flat edge next ot gum |
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<the_white2086> | 3) use with a gentle in/out rocking motion |
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<phlipping> | I don't know what's more sad. That there were instructions on a toothpick packet or that you remember them |
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