| <EazyCheez> | I know this girl who is really hot and sweet, a Big Beautiful Woman... she makes my Captain stand at attention |
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<sqweak> | hollywood lied |
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<sqweak> | big is not beautiful |
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<EazyCheez> | she's 5'2 and 305 or something, but I don't care... woo hoo she's wild! |
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<TreeSquid> | EazyCheez: HOLY FUCK |
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<sqweak> | DEAR GOD MAN |
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<sqweak> | that's a fucking keg on legs! |
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<TreeSquid> | that is disgusting, and you are a crazy piece of shit |
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<antivert> | hungry hungry hippos! |
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<TreeSquid> | don't ever talk to me again |
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<TreeSquid> | that's just plain nasty |
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<sqweak> | how the fuck do you squeeze 300 lbs into 5'2 |
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<sqweak> | thats like, 5 lbs an INCH! |
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