| <MakoClause> | shit |
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<MakoClause> | i am so dead |
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<MakoClause> | there is this huge dent in our christmas ham |
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<MakoClause> | where i decided to liberate some of it for a sandwhich |
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<MakoClause> | but i liberated too much |
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<Zappy-Holidays> | dude |
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<Zappy-Holidays> | ham raeper |
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<Zappy-Holidays> | where are your morals |
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<Zappy-Holidays> | I know why you really carved out a little bit |
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<Zappy-Holidays> | *nudge* *nudge* |
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<Zappy-Holidays> | *wink* *wink* |
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<MakoClause> | dude |
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<MakoClause> | i didn't fuck the ham |
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<Zappy-Holidays> | U FUCKED THE HAM |
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<Zappy-Holidays> | HAM FUCKER |
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<MakoClause> | I DID NOT FUCK THE HAM! |
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<Zappy-Holidays> | UR FAMILY WILL EAT YOUR SEAMEN |
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