| Gear_Grinder_X> | once, we had these total freak seventh day advenist (or whatever) freak ass neighbors |
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Gear_Grinder_X> | and this girl Lanna was a little younger than me |
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Gear_Grinder_X> | she was a bitch, and they were all totally religious |
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Gear_Grinder_X> | she threw rocks at me once on my bike, and so I turned around, and went to run over here |
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Gear_Grinder_X> | I was hauling ASS, and you know what she did? |
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Gear_Grinder_X> | put her hands on her hips, and stood there and said "The lord will protect me" |
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Gear_Grinder_X> | well.... he didn't |
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