| <Arrgh> | futhermore, the DMV shall be refered to from this point on as "the dank troll pit" |
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<Arkangel> | agreed |
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<Arkangel> | There are many interesting specimens of the lower caste of the human race residing there. |
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<Arrgh> | the last time i was there, i overheard this: "no, thats not a saxaphone, its a fire extinguisher" |
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<Arkangel> | lol |
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<Arkangel> | I was there three weeks ago and I saw a women who looked straight out of "Killer Klowns from Outer Space" |
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<Arrgh> | ! |
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<Arrgh> | you should have asked for her autograph |
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<Arkangel> | pink hair |
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<Arkangel> | reverse mohawk |
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<Arkangel> | pig tails |
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<Arkangel> | horrid make-up |
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<Arkangel> | at least she looked happy! |
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<Arrgh> | "i loved you in killer klowns! can you sign this for me?!" |
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<Arkangel> | *women proceeds to eat me* |
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