| lupin> | yeah |
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lupin> | I'm pissed |
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lupin> | I went to Wal Mart and they stopped me because I had a backpack |
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lupin> | and they said "We'll have to hold that for you because of recent events" |
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lupin> | and I said "Listen, if I were a terrorist, I think I'd pick a better place to bomb or infect than a backwater WalMart. I'd at least go hit the Super Wal Mart in Bryan because I could go get McDonalds on the way to blowing it up." |
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(lupin) and they let me keep my bag |
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