kakoru> | Okay, I watching pr0n on my comp and after watching it for a while,I spilled my future kids are on my keyboard..My parents are probably going to see this any minutes by now!!  WHAT SHOULD I DO?? |
Kapoop> | Jesus gave you a tongue for a reason |
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