| Jmnky127> | i found a way to make money |
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Jmnky127> | at school |
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Jmnky127> | people will give me dollars to light my nipples on fire with axe |
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Jmnky127> | or other peoples nipples while they are asleep |
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Jmnky127> | ive made some good money doin that |
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Jmnky127> | like $10 |
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Jmnky127> | ive been able to eat a good lunch |
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