| <eva> | you ever notice that you dont sneeze when you pee? |
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<Rivorus> | i actually sneezed while peeing just the other day |
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<Rivorus> | and i was thinking about how people say that |
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<eva> | Rivorus/ well did you BLOW your ASSHOLE OUT? |
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<Rivorus> | the pee went all over my roommate's face |
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<Rivorus> | I mean the toilet seat. |
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* Rivorus coughs |
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<eva> | ... |
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