<ph^pr0phet> | i got kicked in the balls earlier in the summer |
<chaowork> | ouch |
<Booger> | hah |
<chaowork> | by a chick? |
<Booger> | try to NOT do that |
<ph^pr0phet> | yea |
<ph^pr0phet> | heh |
<Booger> | or wear a nutcup |
<chaowork> | u need to learn to stand sideways when u hit on em |
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