<outcaste> | costume party tip #417 - If you forget to pick up a costume, just turn up in your underwear. If someone asks you what you've arrived as, just say "premature ejaculation - I came in my underwear". |
<sara> | oh god that's awful |
<outcaste> | yes, yes it is |
<jimmie> | what a great idea |
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<outcaste> | or...wear a condom on your nose, when people ask you what you are, just say "fuck knows" |
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