| <zerolb5> | you know those pimples you get three inches inside your rectum that itch and you have to reach in and scratch them out? thats what you are. |
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<loretian> | Your know the puss that comes out when you pop those pimples? That's what you drink. |
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<zerolb5> | ha. so you say as you ride around in a motorized wheelchair with drool flowing down your chin thumping yourself on the chest and saying "AUUUUUU AUUUUUUUUUUUUU" with all the kids behind you shouting TARD TARD TARD |
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