| <Amish> | why do women care if you have an ass anyways |
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<Amish> | it's not like they're going to do anything with it, but squeeze it |
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<cardcheat> | subconsciously, ass muscles are used in thrusting movements of sex |
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<cardcheat> | so it symbolizes good prowess |
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<Amish> | I will date blind women only. If they start to feel my ass, I will wear two cantaloupe halves |
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