| <notaku> | why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat? |
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<asiago> | notaku, so you can cook slabs of concrete |
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<asiago> | don't worry, as your toaster ages that setting will barely brown the bread |
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