| <EvaUnit02> | I had a dream that my minivan charged up my stairs and tried to run me over in my bedroom |
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<EvaUnit02> | its gets better |
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<EvaUnit02> | So I charged it and wrestled it. |
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<EvaUnit02> | I ended up overhead pressing it and capsising it on the floor |
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<EvaUnit02> | then I proceeded to get on my waterbed and scream "OWNED" at it. |
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<EvaUnit02> | what would sigmund have to say about that one |
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<sir-gold> | that you feel your masculinity threatened by the fact that you drive a minivan |
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<cdlwork> | you got abused by a minivan in your childhood, and have an oedipus complex for your mother |
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<EvaUnit02> | sir-gold now THAT is a possibility |
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