| <nickkis> | speaking of which, my other half is going to get beaten when he wakes up |
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<nickkis> | he works nights |
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<nickkis> | and has a habit of sleeping on the sofa |
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<nickkis> | which is fine |
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<nickkis> | until I come home from work tonight and my 3 year old pipes up 'whats daddy watching' |
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<nickkis> | and what daddy is watching isnt suitable for 3 year olds in any way shape or form |
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