| <ReFFilWork> | I don't like condom's as it is... |
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<ReFFilWork> | But I use them faithfully |
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<ReFFilWork> | I don't want to be that statistic, being the one time I didn't wear it, she got preg... |
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<AronnynlWork> | Reffi - I have a friend who affectionately calls her three kids pill, condom, and diaphragm. Nothing worked for her ;) |
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<Endymion> | i'd be worried if she calls her fourth one vasectomy |
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