| <Bao> | A friend from college is now getting her PhD in biomedical engineering, and she has a pet rat she has to experiment on, and she had to castrate it for her next procedure. |
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<Bao> | Apparently the thing wasn't fully under anaesthesia, and when she was shaving it, it ejaculated on her. |
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<Bao> | And the most horrible thing is that she shrugs it off and is like, "Who'd have thought the first handjob I'd ever give would be to a rat?!" |
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