| <Omini> | Worst... day... ever... |
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<Omini> | I was on the crapper, and my right big toe hurt a little - so while I took a crap I decided to investigate... |
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<Omini> | As soon as I took my sock off, I swear - the smell from my feet and the smell from my crap collided - if it was a movie, it would have cut scene to a nuclear explosion. |
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