| <GenOberst> | I had to mule kick out, and grab his foot to reverse it |
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<GenOberst> | bent his big toe outwards away from the foot... |
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<Tac0> | oh nothing compared to my day, I flew an F-16 across the DMZ for kicks, resuerected Bruce Lee then killed him again with my bare hand (one tied behind my back), then after that i proceeded to sleep with 20 supermodels at the same time, and to top it off i bitch-slapped the pope |
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