<sick-rdi> | haha..i had sex in the car the other day |
<BlAkEaGe> | haha..i had sex on a pooltable yesterday |
<sick-rdi> | liar |
<BlAkEaGe> | Truths. |
<sick-rdi> | there is no girl, there is no pooltable |
<BlAkEaGe> | Just because you haven't seen a vagina doesn't mean it doesn't exist. |
<sick-rdi> | ive seen a vagina |
<BlAkEaGe> | Yeah.. porn. |
<sick-rdi> | ive actually licked and sucked on one |
<BlAkEaGe> | Don't lick your screen, it'll fuck it up. |
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