| @Grantfly> | i'm actually rubbing my balls right now |
|
@Grantfly> | i wonder if my parents' keyboard is gonna smell like my balls |
|
@Grantfly> | they might not like that |
Similar:
| Chat 6474 | sherlock_holmesleating: heh, so i an anatomoy paper due yesterday, and when i was babysitting last week i asked if they wouldn't mind i... |
| Chat 23934 | anomaly: aww there are birdies nesting right above my window frame ... |
| Chat 12891 | raven: Any cat people here? I've got a problem with Nicky... ... |
| Chat 9566 | BradJ*hnson: OMG, I lost my mouse! ..
Dilly4: Your cursor, or your entire mouse? ... |
| Chat 23697 | @Hatman: Well that was fun ..
@Hatman: At dinner, we usually watch tv, and as usual I am mesmerised by it.. ... |
| Chat 2560 | Draketh: I got a piercing last night ..
Draketh: and I don't really regret it even though it was a decision made totally under the in... |
| Chat 22146 | Paradidle: I wonder what a dog thinks right before it humps someones leg... "I dont know what it is, but I'm gonna fuck it." |
| Chat 1307 | puttputt: Who thinks this would taste ok? Spaghetti sauce comprising of mince meat, condensed tomato soup, some water, onions, garlic ... |
| Chat 20530 | Pryoidain: Speaking of Legend of Zelda, I have a good story from last semester. ... |