<@sTubby> | I'm holding the SL45 right now |
<@PuffinFreshWog> | i am holding a sl45 too |
<NiffTuRNaL> | Im holding a PS2 control |
<@sTubby> | I'm holding my dick |
<@sTubby> | and 2 phones, and typing... |
<@sTubby> | now THAT'S talent |
<@PuffinFreshWog> | thats a lot of hands |
<@sTubby> | nah, just 3 |
<@PuffinFreshWog> | call the phones, if they are in the same hand as the dick |
<@sTubby> | that'd be strangely entertaining |
<@PuffinFreshWog> | i can't do that type of thing, my cocks needs the full atention of both hands coz it is so huge |
<@PuffinFreshWog> | lol |
<@sTubby> | 1 hand to rub and 1 hand to watch? |
<@sTubby> | "backup"? |
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