| <NiM> | I went to church with my friends |
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<NiM> | and they had all the alter boys being commissioned or whatever its called |
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<NiM> | and we pours salt and viagra in the wine |
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<OttoDestruct> | LOL |
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<NiM> | And like 4 of the alterboys spat out the wine |
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<CFlOkra> | hahahah |
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<NiM> | and the priest was like OMFG U SINNERS |
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<NiM> | thats the blood of christ! |
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<NiM> | And the ones that didn't spit it out where walking around in their fucking robs with boners |
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<NiM> | it was the funniest shit ever |
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<NiM> | We where kicked out |
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<NiM> | of the church |
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