| <Mango> | Haha, I went to the bathroom, came out, and ripped off a piece of sweet bread that was on the table and my dad says "What the hell are you doing? Did you wash your hands?" |
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<Mango> | I said "no, but I didnt piss on my hands so dont worry" |
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<Mango> | "doesnt matter" he says "your hands were still all over your dick" |
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<Mango> | "Who cares? My dick, along with my entire body, came out of YOUR dick" |
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<Mango> | So now we can't look eachother in the eyes anymore. |
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