| Terron> | I told him I was sick |
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Terron> | He was all like.. bullshit you're not sick |
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reddkin26> | So how'd you get off of work yesterday then? |
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Terron> | I said, "I'm fucking my sister, is that sick enough for you mother fucker?" |
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Terron> | I got my final paycheck yesterday |
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