| shlaltter> | Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn. |
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shlaltter> | man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns |
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c4clDthsmrf{wiz3rk}> | ROFLMAO! |
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