| <The-Jim> | Next time I fly British Airways I'm gonna steal the little knife, fork and spoon, they're like 2/3rd the size of normal ones, gonna keep them in my bag. |
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<xace> | do it |
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<xace> | then when people try to make you use a spork |
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<xace> | be like |
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<xace> | FUCK YOU I HAVE MINI FORK, KNIFE, AND SPOON |
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