| <xoiprocs> | it all started when my mother took my bike away cuz i murdered my guinei pig and stuck him in the microwave |
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<obi`> | haha |
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<obi`> | i put my dog in the microwave once |
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<obi`> | but i didn't press the button |
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<obi`> | i just wanted to see if he would fit |
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<obi`> | ...just in case |
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<xoiprocs> | ok.. |
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<obi`> | you're the one that killed your guinea pig |
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