<McMoo> | i need to start making a list of crap i need to buy for my new place |
<timmo> | 1) food |
<var-> | 3 gallons vaseline, subscriptoin to hustler, 100 cases of ramen |
<timmo> | hah |
<kisama> | heh |
<kisama> | vaseline isn't even that great |
<kisama> | fuck that pussy shit |
<kisama> | you need astroglide |
<kisama> | and a set of japanese wack mittens |
<kisama> | let me link you |
<kisama> | www.jlist.com/cgi-bin/disp.cgi?img=images.jlist.com/c2/jr6992.jpg&x=573&y=500 |
<kisama> | One of the tools used by soap girls is a rubber "magical mitten" which works with soap as lubricant for a great feel. This is a super soft rubber sheet that is held in the hand and used to clean anything you might want to clean. |
<var-> | haha |
<timmo> | you scare me snow |
<kisama> | just trying to ensure a soapland experience in the privacy of your own home. |
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