| <BigKahuna> | so my son came home from school early |
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<BigKahuna> | terrified look on his face |
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<BigKahuna> | handed me two pieces of paper |
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<BigKahuna> | one says he's been suspended for two weeks |
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<BigKahuna> | the other is a bill for $850 for removing a mechanical bull from a swimming pool |
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<lhginglbrb> | HAHAHAHAHA |
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<BigKahuna> | half of me knows i should punish him, but the other half just wants to say "my god i love my kids" |
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