| <roman> | as soon as i wake up, i'm going to the atm to get 200 bucks.. |
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<roman> | then i'm ordering a whore |
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<foobar> | haha roman no you're not |
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<roman> | dude, i called one today and she was like "do you need company for tonight?" and i was like "well, maybe" and she was like "for 200, i stay an hour and a half, we get naked and we get nasty" |
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<roman> | you order them like pizza, dude |
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