| <Horseymen> | Don't you hate when you're doin' a girl.. hardcore.. giving her the love.. giving her the two finger g-spot discount.. and she friggin shoots her load all over your bed and all over you? |
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<Horseymen> | I hate messes though.. chicks need to have that internal orgasm keep that fluid up in there, up in there.. |
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<utahsaint> | dude |
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<utahsaint> | that is like |
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<utahsaint> | the epitomy of being a stud |
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<utahsaint> | giving a girl a squirting orgasm |
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<Horseymen> | You taught me well, Craig! |
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<utahsaint> | werd |
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<Horseymen> | That Amanda chick came like a rainstorm in a tropical forest.. but it was all over her bed.. so it was all good. |
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