| <kolby> | Allow me to be serious. Kolby serious? Yea right. Well I'm kinda drunk and feel like getting a few things off my chest. See I'm not even supposed to be alive right now. When my mom was giving birth there was a big problem. I was suffocating and I almost died. |
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<Wes> | how were you suffocating? |
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<kolby> | See what happend is that my dick was wrapped around my neck 8 times. |
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