| <Yaksha> | I asked my brother what he wanted for Christmas. |
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<Yaksha> | He said he wanted cold hard cash. |
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<Yaksha> | So that's exactly what I gave him. |
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<Yaksha> | I got 20 $1 bills, soaked them in water and put them in the freezer. |
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<Yaksha> | When he got it, it was just a block of green ice that took a day to thaw. |
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