| <FHL> | oh shit |
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<FHL> | i was just jacking off and my dad was walking on the deck <FHL> i hope he didn't look down through the window :( |
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<FHL> | the bad part was, after i saw him in the corner of my eye on the deck, he came back in and asked if i wanted kielbasa for dinner |
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